I wish i was stoned

[CannabisGeorge]

when you're stoned.... you're better at the things you're normally good at and you're worse at the things you're bad at.

Lol, why does everyone say that? I am so bad at everything when I'm stoned! I try to skateboard and always fall off, I get wicked dizzy and my legs are too tired. And Basketball I feel like MIchael Jordan, but still cant dunk. Its not true ppl