so my friend Ben, he's a red head, goes up to this lady at star bucks and asks if they sell a dollar hot choclate. she looks at him. he's like yeah, like, a dollars worth of hotchocalte (then he makes some hand gesstures) "u know, in a tiny cup? just a buck worth, alli got is a buck". he's sorta mumbling this. now we have been going to that starbucks for months just asking for free water, every single time high as kites. those poeple have to know whats up by now. uknow, maybe not the funniest shit but u had to c him, his red hair, his fucking red eyes, his stupor, asking for a dollar fucking hot chocolate. the high fucker.