A hippie is walking through the desert for some reason, and comes across a lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie pops out and says "I would grant you three wishes, but you interrupted something between me and the Mrs., so I'm only giving you two."

The hippie says "Groovy, man" and thinks for a little bit. Finally he says "I want a joint that never ends." Poof! In his hands pops a sweet-smelling joint. He gets out his lighter and fires it up. It is filled with the best hydro he had ever smoked and after smoking it for about five minutes, he was blazed out of his mind but the joint didn't look any shorter! The hippie then says to the genie "Whoa man, this thing is wicked! I want another one!"