jokes

[disco01]

post yr best joke

a beautiful woman is at a bar and a guy comes up and starts hitting on her and basically annoying the hell out of her. after awhile she looks at him and says, 'do u like sex?' he is startled by this and says yes. then she says, 'do u like hiking?' and he replies yes. so she looks into his eyes and says, 'then why dont u take a fucking hike?

disco01 Reviewed by disco01 on 09-10-2005. jokes post yr best joke a beautiful woman is at a bar and a guy comes up and starts hitting on her and basically annoying the hell out of her. after awhile she looks at him and says, 'do u like sex?' he is startled by this and says yes. then she says, 'do u like hiking?' and he replies yes. so she looks into his eyes and says, 'then why dont u take a fucking hike? Rating: 5

[tia]

lol

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm not a joke-man, but I like reading jokes. Keep 'em coming.

[mrdevious]

A young woman, who is a student at Harvord university, decides she can't take the pressure of living up to everybody's expecations anymore and is going to kill herself. so she finds the highest bridge around is prepares herself to jump. as she's sitting on the edge weeping, a sailor notices and asks what's wrong.
she explains her situation so the sailor says "well, you really have nothing to lose, so why don't you stow away on my ship, it's heading out to Europe tomorrow morning. I'll feed you and keep you warm, and in return we can keep each other happy". so she hides away in one of the ships lower levels, every day he brings her 3 sandwiches and some fruit, and they make passionate love till dawn.
After a couple weeks the captain is inspecting the ship and finds her. he asks what she's doing hiding on his ship and she explains "well, I had this agreement with one of the sailors that he'll hide me away till we reach Europe, and in return he gets to screw me every night."
The captain just smiles and says "well he certainly screwed you all right, this is the staton island ferry!"

[beachguy in thongs]

That happened to a girl I knew once. Just kidding. Good one.

[rastabill89]

2 guys walk into a bar and the other one walks around it

[beachguy in thongs]

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his soulder. The bartender says " wow where did you get that at?!" the parrot says "africa"

You should've never posted the next joke, because it pales in comparison. LOL!!!

[johnny cottonmouth]

two muffins were in an oven. the first muffin says to the other "Wow its getting hot in here!!" and the other one says " AHHHHHHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"

[ermitonto]

What did President Bush get on his SATs?

Drool.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Lol good jokes.. I'm watching "Dick and Dom in the Bungalow" new series started today Wish i was high lol.
This must be the earliest I've ever been on here (9:35am)