jokes

[dirty raider]

What did the lepper say to the prostitute?


















You can keep the tip.

dirty raider Reviewed by dirty raider on 09-10-2005. jokes post yr best joke a beautiful woman is at a bar and a guy comes up and starts hitting on her and basically annoying the hell out of her. after awhile she looks at him and says, 'do u like sex?' he is startled by this and says yes. then she says, 'do u like hiking?' and he replies yes. so she looks into his eyes and says, 'then why dont u take a fucking hike? Rating: 5

[radioned]

went to a muslims birthday party today
quickest game of pass the parcel i have ever played

[zarathustra]

Who was the greatest Jewish cook?









Hitler!

[Nochowderforyou]

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese

[mrdevious]

2 guys walk into a bar and the other one walks around it

*sigh*

that joke has gotten into every joke thread I've ever read.

[ermitonto]

A hippie is walking through the desert for some reason, and comes across a lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie pops out and says "I would grant you three wishes, but you interrupted something between me and the Mrs., so I'm only giving you two."

The hippie says "Groovy, man" and thinks for a little bit. Finally he says "I want a joint that never ends." Poof! In his hands pops a sweet-smelling joint. He gets out his lighter and fires it up. It is filled with the best hydro he had ever smoked and after smoking it for about five minutes, he was blazed out of his mind but the joint didn't look any shorter! The hippie then says to the genie "Whoa man, this thing is wicked! I want another one!"

[beachguy in thongs]

LOL. I would have asked for a third for both my nostrils.

[looseends]

What did the bathtub say to the toilet?




































I know I see a lot of ass, but you're always full of shit.

[Omun]

Two asians walk into a bar.







One week later they own it.

[johnny cottonmouth]

zarathusta dont talk about that my uncle died in a concentration camp!

















He fell off a watch tower