True Story: Necromancer and I went on a Led Zeppelin Cruise in our hometown Seattle. A Led Zeppelin cover band "No Quarter" was playing on the ship. So we packed that cig.pipe full of bud. We were out on the deck [middle level] and smoking it and a cop came up from behind us and was like "The trick to lighting a cigerette in the wind is to face away from the wind." Nec just slid the cig.pipe in the case of Marbs and pulled out a real one before the cop could see anything. Smooth criminals!