Two care workers are looking after about 20 blind people,
"where shall we take them today?" says one,
"how about the beach?" replies the other.
So they pile all of the blind peeps into the mini bus and set off.
when they get to the beach, they set out all the towels and sit down.
after about an hour, one of the carers says to the other
"mate, i need a fuckin drink"
"theres a pub just down the road..."
"we can't just leave 'em though..."
"well, lets give them a game to play, here, I've got an idea"
so they tie a bell to a football, and all the blind guys have a great time kicking it around, and the carers set off for the pub.
after a few pints, they start to think about leaving, when suddenly a man bursts in through the door of the pub.
"Is anyone here in charge of a group of blind people?!" he shouts
"yeah, we are. why?" say the carers
"you'd better come quick, they're kicking the shit out of a group of morris dancers"


Thank you! I'll be here all week!
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