bad joke thread

[NoosaHeads]

Q. What did the Normal Baby say to the Test tube Baby.?.


A. Your dads a wanker...

[NightProwler]

an orange jew walks into a bar and orders......



orange jews!

[tylerkane]

how do you get a black baby out of a blender?
use doritos

[Completely Stoned]

Why was the Bee mad? Someone stole his HONEY and NECTAR (necked her) :d

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, I went and washed my hands, then kissed my g/f goodnight, she was dead asleep and I told her about the joke about the bee's girlfriend, I mean honey. LOL. Well, she didn't in her sub-conscious state.
I laughed at more, just that one was the last before I went to wash my hands and I didn't puff tonight, but have been drinking the YUENGLING (America's Oldest Brewery).

[BlazinHaze]

One - but it takes a really long time and the light bulb has to want to change.

I can't remember what movie that's from, does anyone know?