bad joke thread

[radioned]

Two chickens walk in to a pub and start clucking away loudly
the barman tells them to keep it down the two chickens carry on clucking
so the barman asks them to leave for using foul language

radioned Reviewed by radioned on 09-08-2005. bad joke thread Two chickens walk in to a pub and start clucking away loudly the barman tells them to keep it down the two chickens carry on clucking so the barman asks them to leave for using foul language Rating: 5

[Jake0steve]

wow, thats bad enough not even to be funny, and i like bad jokes, lol.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "Hey i'd like a beer.....and some peanuts."

The bartender says "why the long pause?"


Get it? paws..

[ermitonto]

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

[radioned]

lol i got it but explaining it doubles the bad value score :P

[radioned]

why are pirates called pirates ?
because they argghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[st0n3r]

a man walks into a pub and says ''ouch''

[BUZz UK]

Two care workers are looking after about 20 blind people,
"where shall we take them today?" says one,
"how about the beach?" replies the other.
So they pile all of the blind peeps into the mini bus and set off.
when they get to the beach, they set out all the towels and sit down.
after about an hour, one of the carers says to the other
"mate, i need a fuckin drink"
"theres a pub just down the road..."
"we can't just leave 'em though..."
"well, lets give them a game to play, here, I've got an idea"
so they tie a bell to a football, and all the blind guys have a great time kicking it around, and the carers set off for the pub.
after a few pints, they start to think about leaving, when suddenly a man bursts in through the door of the pub.
"Is anyone here in charge of a group of blind people?!" he shouts
"yeah, we are. why?" say the carers
"you'd better come quick, they're kicking the shit out of a group of morris dancers"


Thank you! I'll be here all week!

[rastabill89]

lmao

[radioned]

have you heard about the nazi evil keneval ?
tried jumping 20 jews in a steam roller

[Pass The Rizla]

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Dr

Dr who?

Ha Ha you just said it.

LOL