"Hi, I'm United States Code TITLE 50, Chapter 34. I'm a collection of laws and executive orders that give broad powers to the president during times of national emergency. It's my job to be put into effect to trump state and local laws in such times in order to gain a more effective and efficient handling of situations too large for anyone else to deal with."

"Some argue that I have the strong potential to be abused. And while that's true, no one can argue that I'm not able to act quickly and save lives because of the size and scope of the federal ability to respond."

"Please use me."