OOHHHGGGAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bman719]

1) clean dog off with tomato juice
2) train dog to sniff out pot
3) get pot w/ dog
4) smoke pot

Good idea... though I think it's more than just a 4 phase plan

1) Clean dog off with tomato juice, no one wants a dog that smells like shit
2) Beat the shit out of some punk at your school, take his money, and if he has it, his weed.
3) Spend his money on pot and smoke his pot.
4) Call the Principle a dick when he suspends you for getting into a fight and tell him you hope he gets a venerial disease.
5) Send a VD-Infected hooker into the principles office and spread the vd onto the principle.
6) Train dog to sniff out pot
7) Get pot w/ dog
8) Smoke Pot
9) Go back to the principles office and laugh when he has herpes
10) Find a lab with scientists and get a form to get medical marijuana, Half-Baked Style.
11) Repeat Steps 1-10.

Yep, that should just about do it