OOHHHGGGAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shiva]

IF This night could get any fuckin worse.I live a good 15 mile(I think) away from town.Bicycling it takes an hour.Which I do to get to work,Yesterday I get a flat,tonight the bike chain keeps comin off.I get home, and i let the dog out to go pee,erwhatever.20 minutes later(I live in the sticks,on 3 acres that I will inherit)and lo and behold my dog gets sprayed by a skunk!!!A SKUNK!!!!AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!AND NO WEEED!!!Iam about to blow a headgasket,no pop a fuse,no snap a twig,no flip a lid,no step on a frog,no Ya gotta help, what to do,what to do ,aaaarrrrggggg!!!suggetions anyone?

shiva Reviewed by shiva on 09-08-2005. OOHHHGGGAAAAAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: IF This night could get any fuckin worse.I live a good 15 mile(I think) away from town.Bicycling it takes an hour.Which I do to get to work,Yesterday I get a flat,tonight the bike chain keeps comin off.I get home, and i let the dog out to go pee,erwhatever.20 minutes later(I live in the sticks,on 3 acres that I will inherit)and lo and behold my dog gets sprayed by a skunk!!!A SKUNK!!!!AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!AND NO WEEED!!!Iam about to blow a headgasket,no pop a fuse,no Rating: 5

[tokosan]

1) clean dog off with tomato juice
2) train dog to sniff out pot
3) get pot w/ dog
4) smoke pot

[shiva]

O.k. I think were gettin somewhere..

[shiva]

Ya know,thanx tokasan,I really needed that laugh, and ya know,what do I really got to complain about,on the news they say about 20,000 dead in New Orleans.I guess I could be a lil more atune to reality.Thanx.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Buy a shotgun, blow that skunk away, go out and get the only good kind of skunk

[buddymyfriend]

U wanna watch them skunks one got my bro' dog, he aint a pretty site these days.

[daZenfmeister]

I agree with the shotgun -> skunks head idea. Maybe blowing its little brains out will satisfy you a little.

[daZenfmeister]

Just watch out cause it might pop, then EVERYTHING would smell like skunk and that would blow.

[shiva]

Bleahh,skunk.O.K. I got the next 2-days off guys and tomorow is payday so veryone do a voodoo spell for me so I can find good skunk(not the bad kind) As well, my pup was luuucky,she got away with barely a scratch or stench.Gave her an imediate bath with soap and water last night after I posted.Gonna give alot of thought for her safety when I let out at night.Like traps, er something anti-skunk.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Buy some weed, roll a joint, sit out back with a .308 rifle and wait for that mother fucker to pop it's head up