The Holy Trinity of waking up

[kannabis]

get up have a ciggie , get my daughter up , wash, then breakfast then off to school with my daughter.

[robert42]

WHERES THE WANKS LMAO????/

[beachguy in thongs]

WHERES THE WANKS LMAO????/

Funny, No one says they're waking up and jerking off.
Late night sex usually derails thoughts of wanking.

[Nochowderforyou]

Morning routine, depends if I have to work or not.

If I have to work, I wake up, go to work, sober, as I hate going to work stoned, finish the days work, then come home and light up as soon as I sit my ass down.

If I don't have to work though, I wake up, yawn, piss, smoke a bowl, brush my teeth, eat, watch some Springer or something and laugh for awhile, then I start my day...whatever that is. Could be listening to music, mountain biking, reading a High Times mag, bug my cat, bug my roomate , or discuss philosophy with this old timer/smoker I hang with. Old people have such cool tales of shit back in the day. The $15 ounce to drinking tequila sunrises while driving down the road in the desert.

[ladyM]

drag my ass out of bed,wake and bake, shower, teeth, hair, lots of freakin hair, get dressed and get coffee, a very big coffee, then I see whats new and unusual here while doing a few dugouts to refresh the buzz I lost in the shower. and on and on and on......

[NightProwler]

on a normal school day: shower,eat,drink 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 shots of tequilia, brush, go to school, stumble around. im outta weed by the way... which is why i'm not gettin high instead.

[mf greg]

school day: wake up at 630, go for a run for about half an hour, shower, shave, get dressed, eat, teeth, walk to school
weekend: sleep in till noon or so, wake up, cook a big breakfast, lounge around, then depending on what im doing later on in the day ill shower or do nothing.

[likemclever]

Who do I have to kill to get a macaroni pie......

[Ganj]

Do you people really shit every day? I shit maybe two or three times a week.

Me, I don't get myself stuck into routines. Routine bores me.

it's good to shit atleast once a day or constipation may occur.
my routine varies. sometimes (once a week) i'll wake up, masturbate, piss and smoke a cigarette or just wake up and skip the masturbating.
i found myself masturbating out of boredom the other day. it made me think of the boards and how that one dude said he masturbated out of boredom, then i slit my wrists...not really.

[beachguy in thongs]

Ahh, I forgot to mention my cat licking me on the arm, every morning.