haha i was just jokin man, but what i meant was why not just go ahead and say what it was i need...beeing the pipes yeah im not new to smoking, ive just never made a glass bong, only like using a pen and a socket wrench head out of a coke bottle and i just used a carb for that but this time i want to have a bowl/slide system, so if u could be specific about what i would need to make that happen thatd be more what i was lookin for