Made-up story or not when i was a kid much of these types of goings-on had real substance, and I am very sorryful and grieved at the thought that the world may not have changed in all these years but maybe for the worse. Furthermore, I, myself and me fully understand the dreaded evil and wicked instincts that can lay hold on a young person such as myself once was (especially regarding that of the male gender) in that i was once a real life partaker in such dastardly deeds for which I also paid very dearly and continue to till this very day. Also, sad to say, much, if not all of my suffering may be due in large part to being implanted with some sort of a "concience", which it seems may have had something to do with the ingestion of illegal drugs (didn't know they was illegal at the time though) and not to mention that most of my brain cells had already been fried through the inhalation of Toulene, which is, as many of you know, a prime ingredient in Testors model cement (another redneck hobby of mine). It seems shortly after my discovery of the joy and bliss that MJ was able to induce in me I up and sold my 10 gauge pump shotgun in order to purchase a dime bag of this dreadful substance. I mean little was i to know i was slowly being stripped of all that was deemed Sacred and Holy regarding the institution of manhood and Patriarchial dominance. Why, shit the bed Fred, they may as well just up and castrated me right then and there. Before it was over I up and turned into one of them damn maggot infested peace pansies. Somebody help me! Please! And for God's sake!, "Mothers", whatever you do don't let your son's grow up playing with Barbie dolls.
Bloogleshleimens Reviewed by Bloogleshleimens on . Outrage Over 'Smack The Pingu' Smack The Pingu Causes Upset With Wildlife Preservationalists The Chairman of the World Wildlife Foundation (WWF) made a public announcement to various press officials this morning, seeking public support to get the fast spreading internet game Smack The Pingu banned and a lawsuit filed against the producers of the game. In her press appearance she quoted the game as "a violent, blood thirsty, sick-minded excuse for entertainment" and continued to say that the game was "a reflection of Rating: 5