Outrage Over 'Smack The Pingu'

[GHoSToKeR]

Smack The Pingu Causes Upset With Wildlife Preservationalists

The Chairman of the World Wildlife Foundation (WWF) made a public announcement to various press officials this morning, seeking public support to get the fast spreading internet game Smack The Pingu banned and a lawsuit filed against the producers of the game.

In her press appearance she quoted the game as "a violent, blood thirsty, sick-minded excuse for entertainment" and continued to say that the game was "a reflection of the warped sense of humour of the younger generations of our time".

The game consists of a small penguin falling out of a shute, and being hit with a club held by a yeti. The aim of the game is to hit the penguin as far as possible. The follow up to the Smack the Pingu game is much the same, except the yeti's club is covered nails or spikes, and the penguin lands on mines to propel it further.

Her outrage follows reports that the game Smack The Pingu has become so popular that it is no longer just a computer game, and is rapidly becoming a recognized, if not highly illegal, sport. Of course penguins are not rapidly available, but this has not stopped the growing popularity of the blood thirsty passtime.

For instance, various animal shelters across Great Britain have received curious and alarming phone calls soon after the release of the game. One concerned citizen claimed she "heard some kind of animal, maybe a cat, screeching as if it was falling or being strangled" she then heard a "dull thudding noise" followed by a male voice shouting "733!!! That's the furthest yet!".

In France there have even been reports of Smack The Frog being played by children in school playgrounds. Tourists through the Sahara Dessert were invited to play a game of Smack The Rock. Presumably this is due to the lack of animals, and the abundance of rocks. After the release of the box office hit, Finding Nemo (Pixar) pet-stores around the world have noticed a substantial rise in the number of small fishs purchased. This rise in fish sales exactly coincides the huge rise in the number of baseball bats bought from sports equipment stores, and we have to admit, this may be more than just coincidence. Also, a source has informed me that Smack The Sheep has been attempted in Wales, but wasn't as succesful as the other versions of the game.

So please, the next time you go to play Smack The Pingu, consider the poor helpess fish, cats, mice, dogs, rabbits, guinea pigs, and rocks that may lose their lives because of this seemingly harmless fun. Thank you.



-GHoSToKeR-

GHoSToKeR Reviewed by GHoSToKeR on 06-13-2004. Outrage Over 'Smack The Pingu' Smack The Pingu Causes Upset With Wildlife Preservationalists The Chairman of the World Wildlife Foundation (WWF) made a public announcement to various press officials this morning, seeking public support to get the fast spreading internet game Smack The Pingu banned and a lawsuit filed against the producers of the game. In her press appearance she quoted the game as "a violent, blood thirsty, sick-minded excuse for entertainment" and continued to say that the game was "a reflection of Rating: 5

[HvyFuel]

Highly thought provoking article Ghostoker. I believe in Wales the game of Shag The Sheep is more popular.

peace

[Lola]

hahahah hvyfuel....




Shag the sheep sounds intresting

[GHoSToKeR]

hahaha

lmfao hvy fuel..

let us take a small chronic break and remember all the sheep who have suffered due to Shag The Sheep

by the way hvy fuel u do know i made that shit up right? it wasnt a real article... lmao

i think i have WAY too much too on my hands.......
lol

-GHoSToKeR-

[Bloogleshleimens]

Made-up story or not when i was a kid much of these types of goings-on had real substance, and I am very sorryful and grieved at the thought that the world may not have changed in all these years but maybe for the worse. Furthermore, I, myself and me fully understand the dreaded evil and wicked instincts that can lay hold on a young person such as myself once was (especially regarding that of the male gender) in that i was once a real life partaker in such dastardly deeds for which I also paid very dearly and continue to till this very day. Also, sad to say, much, if not all of my suffering may be due in large part to being implanted with some sort of a "concience", which it seems may have had something to do with the ingestion of illegal drugs (didn't know they was illegal at the time though) and not to mention that most of my brain cells had already been fried through the inhalation of Toulene, which is, as many of you know, a prime ingredient in Testors model cement (another redneck hobby of mine). It seems shortly after my discovery of the joy and bliss that MJ was able to induce in me I up and sold my 10 gauge pump shotgun in order to purchase a dime bag of this dreadful substance. I mean little was i to know i was slowly being stripped of all that was deemed Sacred and Holy regarding the institution of manhood and Patriarchial dominance. Why, shit the bed Fred, they may as well just up and castrated me right then and there. Before it was over I up and turned into one of them damn maggot infested peace pansies. Somebody help me! Please! And for God's sake!, "Mothers", whatever you do don't let your son's grow up playing with Barbie dolls.

[Bloogleshleimens]

Made-up story or not when i was a kid much of these types of goings-on had real substance, and I am very sorryful and grieved at the thought that the world may not have changed in all these years but maybe for the worse. Furthermore, I, myself and me fully understand the dreaded evil and wicked instincts that can lay hold on a young person such as myself once was (especially regarding that of the male gender) in that i was once a real life partaker in such dastardly deeds for which I also paid very dearly and continue to till this very day. Also, sad to say, much, if not all of my suffering may be due in large part to being implanted with some sort of a "concience", which it seems may have had something to do with the ingestion of illegal drugs (didn't know they was illegal at the time though) and not to mention that most of my brain cells had already been fried through the inhalation of Toulene, which is, as many of you know, a prime ingredient in Testors model cement (another redneck hobby of mine). It seems shortly after my discovery of the joy and bliss that MJ was able to induce in me I up and sold my 10 gauge pump shotgun in order to purchase a dime bag of this dreadful substance. I mean little was i to know i was slowly being stripped of all that was deemed Sacred and Holy regarding the institution of manhood and Patriarchial dominance. Why, shit the bed Fred, they may as well just up and castrated me right then and there. Before it was over I up and turned into one of them damn maggot infested peace pansies!!! Somebody help me! Please! And for God's sake!, "Mothers", whatever you do don't let your son's grow up playing with Barbie dolls.

"Correction": 12 gauge shotgun. Although i did see a 10 gauge once.

[Bloogleshleimens]

"Correction": 12 gauge shotgun. Although i did see a 10 gauge once.

"Correction": Conscience???

[GHoSToKeR]

hey Bloogleshleimens

nice to meet u and cheers for the reply dude

im confused as to wether or not youre joking though.. do/did you seriously believe that you would prefer to carry a gun, adding to the already substantial number of gun carrying citizens in the USA, than to be one of those "damn maggot infested peace pansies" ??

i understand your constitution grants you your "god given right to bear arms", and many of you think that to be true, but you cant seriously believe that your right to bear arms is more important than all of our rights to live in gun free societies?!? i myself am happy that i dont live in a society in which carrying a gun is acceptable... and i would gladly call myself a "damn maggot infested peace pansie" anyday..

but hey im not trying to cause any arguements lol id be happy to know what your opinion is, thanks again for the reply

peace (if u want it, of course)

-GHoSToKeR-

[Bloogleshleimens]

hey Bloogleshleimens

nice to meet u and cheers for the reply dude

im confused as to wether or not youre joking though.. do/did you seriously believe that you would prefer to carry a gun, adding to the already substantial number of gun carrying citizens in the USA, than to be one of those "damn maggot infested peace pansies" ??

i understand your constitution grants you your "god given right to bear arms", and many of you think that to be true, but you cant seriously believe that your right to bear arms is more important than all of our rights to live in gun free societies?!? i myself am happy that i dont live in a society in which carrying a gun is acceptable... and i would gladly call myself a "damn maggot infested peace pansie" anyday..

but hey im not trying to cause any arguements lol id be happy to know what your opinion is, thanks again for the reply

peace (if u want it, of course)

-GHoSToKeR-

Naw, I'm just being cynical ( Saturday Night Live type of humor i guess). Also, i should have put that in quotes as "Maggot Infested Peace Pansies" quoted from the Rush Limbaugh book: The Way Things Ought To Be (His opinion not mine).

[GHoSToKeR]

hey

ok cool, anyway nice to meet ya Bloogleshleimens

talkin of Saturday Night Live, have u ever heard of Jack Handy (Handey!?) ???