Hmm no great ones about me except when I was younger and was proper fucked on weed in a field and a friend shouted my name but in such a fashion I thought it was my mum....

But once, a friend of mine was rolling a joint on the seat of his moped and a copper pulled up and he put it inside the seat just in time, the cop questioned him a lot about the safety and legality of his bike but never actually looked in the seat which was damn lucky for him.