Once I was in Maryland spending a weekend with two cousins of mine. Well I'm talkin to my cuz Sam and asking him questions about his Mom which is currently at the library. I asked him where his Mom worked and he tells me, The gov't. I was like, yea I know this much, but what does she do for the gov't? He just shruggs and says, "shes not allowed to tell anyone.'' which leaves the following possiblities.
1. CIA.
2. FBI.
3. DEA.
And me being a pot head, none of these options are to my liking.
Well Sam & I were sitting there discussing this while taking hits from a glass bong I had brought with me. When you know who comes home. Sam flips out and just walks straight outside to my car, leaving me to deal with HIS mother. So I hide tha bong, take the weed with me, and freshen up a bit in tha bathroom. I explain to his mother we're going to the mall. After I returned home to Virginia, I called Sam to see if his Mom had ever said anything, about the smell or something of that nature. He said she never noticed a thing, and it turned out I forgot to shut his door...which surprizes me that she didnt smell a thing.