what is everybodys best almost got caught story?

[LightGreen]

Ok me and 2 of my friends were hotboxing his moms car and we were in a residential neighborhood and im taking a hit from the joint, car full of smoke and i look up and a cop is riding right by me and we were both going about 5mph and he got a look at all of us and rode right by. LONG story short while smoking this joint in the car WE PASSED 8 cops no lie. Ha ha i was freakin out

[lizka4200]

cops blow

[Angel Of Impurity]

Hmm no great ones about me except when I was younger and was proper fucked on weed in a field and a friend shouted my name but in such a fashion I thought it was my mum....

But once, a friend of mine was rolling a joint on the seat of his moped and a copper pulled up and he put it inside the seat just in time, the cop questioned him a lot about the safety and legality of his bike but never actually looked in the seat which was damn lucky for him.

[beachguy in thongs]

dont have time for it what does that mean...when i was in the holding cell i was screaming to let me call my bf once called and i was in a cell i passed right out..thankfully cause i live in ny and i needed to wait for him to come pick me up in jersey with 15000$ bail....i passed out soo fast casue i was on soo many bars and got woken up to the lady shaking me like hey u really thought this bed was comftorable huh u didnt want to get up.

I layed for hours on my back with my hands clenched underneath my head for support.

I meant, I, normally, don't have time to prepare for sex.

And I've never been with a girl who carried her own handcuffs.

[beachguy in thongs]

a friend of mine was rolling a joint on the seat of his moped

If ever I needed to roll a joint...a seat of a moped will suffice.

[jfoster]

ok.. so we were pretty stoned. we wanted to do somthin besides joints so we wlaked down to town and grabbed supplies for a gravity bong. we then proceeded to make it in the parking lot of the hardware store. then we realized that we had to walk through town with it to get back to the forest we were smokin in. so we were carryin it passin all these people and they would ask "whats that?" and we would say.. "its only a science experiment." then my mom drove by. luckily she didn't see us and then we ran all the rest of the way to the forest.

[SkunkNZ]

Awhile back me and afew mates were parked up havning a joint down the beach i had just past the joint to my mate when there was a knock on the window we lookd up and to our suprise there were 2cops standing outside the car my mate put his window down and askd if we could be of any help to them they asked us to hand over the joint so we did and told them it was the last of it... they then forbidid my mate to drive for 12hrs the cops then just walkd off while holding the still burning joint and thats the closest ive come to being arressted for pot

[Satovan]

Should've got a picture of the cop with the burning joint in his hand.

[an oz. a day man]

i got cought a few times. which is bad because im under 18. i have to be very carefull now because if i get cought again id say ill be sent to rehab.

[GARN]

I've been caught several times. Once by family, who didn't really care that much, and twice by cops who just told me to get rid of it. Cops around here don't usually bother us too much.

Today at college me and a buddy felt like somking a doob and it was raining outside so I had to roll in a stall in the bathroom and a security guard came in. ( i could see him through the gap in the door) I just kept quiet till he left.