You know your a stoner when.......

[Lola]

hahahahahha nick



You know your a stoner when your carpet has a bunch of black marks

[LeLe420]

you know your a stoner when you pop a cherry outta your bowl and don't notice that your pants are burning till you are trying to figure why you smell grahm crackers then notice the smoke rising in your lap.....and all this happens on your ride to work!

[Lola]

going to work stoned owns me. I work better stoned

[nick]

i used to have a job but since im 15 and dont have a work permit or anything they only gave me 5 bucks an hour,it blew.I used to smoke blunts on the sidewalk in front of it,one of them saw me one day and they thought it was a black and mild and fired me,im glad they didnt know it was a blunt lol

[mEfStEr]

Chi-Town iS bAkEd! ~pEAcE, mEf~ ~SpAmMEr

[king cola]

when half way through a sentance u forget what the hell u r talkin about

[Dope Chic]

u know u r a stoner when...ur bong has its own seat and seatbelt in ur truck Tru story...my late hubby used to drive around with an 18" Graphix strapped into the passenger seat lol

[maryjanemama]

You know you're a stoner when a friend tells you they called an exterminator because they have a roach problem and you're answer is, "Aw, why'd you do that? I'll help you smoke them up."

[D12]

Simple fact.....u know ur a stoner when u forget thing stupidly easy!

[Lola]

You know your a stoner when all you do is wanna get stoned and forget about the world like me now i wanna go home i hate my job!