Just out of curiosity, are you....

[mrdevious]

I'll never tell and you'll never get it out of me!

[SomeGuy]

What a sausage fest here...

[OreO]

wheres the other option?!

[zarathustra]

I'm a man, and glad to be. I hear smoking weed will get you pregnant, and I don't want the immaculately conceived child of an Edelweiss.
Now that I say that, I realize I do want one. I wonder if you can smoke them. That might be a faster method than growing, depending on the pregnancy. I can see it now: baby farms filled with thousands of fifteen year old asian girls dotting the landscape of every continent except Antarctica. Fuck Antarctica.

[GHoSToKeR]

I'm a man, and glad to be. I hear smoking weed will get you pregnant, and I don't want the immaculately conceived child of an Edelweiss.
Now that I say that, I realize I do want one. I wonder if you can smoke them. That might be a faster method than growing, depending on the pregnancy. I can see it now: baby farms filled with thousands of fifteen year old asian girls dotting the landscape of every continent except Antarctica. Fuck Antarctica.

Indeed.

zarathustra, I downloaded Google Earth the other day, and out of curiosity I went to the Google Earth forums (the Keyhole Community) and I saw someone posting with the same nickname as you. Was it you?

[zarathustra]

No siree. This is the only message board I use, actually.

[GHoSToKeR]

Strange. What does your nickname mean, anyway?

[looseends]

Coochie = vagina.

thanks soooo much for that honey. for the person who asked...i'm a 37 year old mother from the Washington, DC area.

[zarathustra]

Well, I use it in reference to the german philosopher Nietzsche's work, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, in which he is an enlightened hermit that chooses to travel the land and inform people that they have untold potential to change the universe of their perception through their will to power.

I'm pretty sure he got it from an ancient prophet who had many followers called the Zaroastrians, but I've never read any of that one's teachings.

What's yours mean? How does one ghost toke?

[GHoSToKeR]

Well, i'm still trying to figure that out. I'll get back to you when I think of something clever and witty.