Quote Originally Posted by nicholasstanko
mmmm...jewscicles
Jewscicles??? BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Too fuckin funny!!! This is the first thing that popped into my evil lil' mind...enjoy some Zappa!!!

I want a nasty little
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little
Who don't shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snappin'
All up inside
I just want a Princess to ride
*Awright, back to the top...everybody twist*

I want a funky little
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little
With titanic tits, and sand-blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(Vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little
With Roumanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites
Won't someone send me a Princess who bites