Probation,Dilution,Strip Cleanser,Bleach and EMIT-My Story

[djhep]

First I want to thank everyone who posts help and advice in this forum. It has been invaluable.

I was arrested in April and sentenced to six months probation for a misdemeanor first offense marijuana possession. I had less than enough to roll a joint. The terms of my probation include individual and group counseling as well as random drug screens and breathalyzers (I don't drink!).
I am a daily smoker, after I was sentenced I stopped smoking for two weeks. My first EMIT screen was a "faint line" positive. My next screen ten days later was negative. I smoked four days in a row then stopped for three and after using the dilution method had another negative test. I continued this, smoking for three or four days in a row then stopping for three or four and diluting the day of the test. Never had a positive.
My luck ran out. I had smoked the nite before and had to go in before 5 o'clock for a screen. I had to try something so I went to the local head shop. The gentleman behind the counter told me I was FU!@#D. Scared and desperate I bought a $50 bottle of Strip Cleanser. It was awful. I threw up on my way to the test and pissed dirty.
Sure enough, two weeks later, I found myself in the same situation. After smoking the nite before I had to be in before 5 to pee. After hours of frantic searching I kept reading about how bleach can effect the EMIT. Some said it was BS others said it worked. I came across one post where a guy would dip his finger in bleach then pee on his finger and into the cup. Knowing substitution was not an option I decided to try it. I was nervous cuz, depending on who was giving the test, sometimes I had to wash my hands first.
So I did the dilution thing and on my way to the test I dipped my index finger knuckle dip into bleach then stuck it out the window to dry. Of course when I got there I had to wash my hands. He was'nt watching close so I was careful not to get that finger wet. I went in and held my finger in the cup letting the pee hit it. I swirled the cup around and gave it to him. As always he tested it right in front of me and it was negative.

Thats my story. I swear by dilution, but in a pinch bleach worked for me.
djhep

djhep Reviewed by djhep on 09-06-2005. Probation,Dilution,Strip Cleanser,Bleach and EMIT-My Story First I want to thank everyone who posts help and advice in this forum. It has been invaluable. I was arrested in April and sentenced to six months probation for a misdemeanor first offense marijuana possession. I had less than enough to roll a joint. The terms of my probation include individual and group counseling as well as random drug screens and breathalyzers (I don't drink!). I am a daily smoker, after I was sentenced I stopped smoking for two weeks. My first EMIT screen was a "faint Rating: 5

[lizka4200]

well with strip u need to not smoke for 2 days prior if u read the directions..i know many who use it for probation and it is not a blocker like almost all other drinks it reallly cleans u out....some counceling places test for blockers (how ifailed my first time)...if iwoulda used strip i woulda passed i use it for probation and it works everytime..u just gotta READ THE INSTRUCTIONS!!!!

[lizka4200]

and u threw up....no wonder u failed the whole drink just lft ur system.sure its nasty it tastes like the watery part of etchup the thought makes me want to gag..be a man

[djhep]

What good is it if you have to be clean for two days?! If I was clean for two days I would have just drank water and saved fifty bucks. Water dilution works!! Period. Save your money.
djhep

[lizka4200]

i never said that i use that regulary i just use someone elses pee....but my probation center tests for diluted pee..they test water levels and creatine levels so that drink is the only one u can use...

[djhep]

Yeah, the place I go does not test creatinine levels. I have heard other people say they were made to pee again cuz it was too clear the first time.

They dip a five panel "dipstick" in the urine that tests for thc, benzo's, opiates, methamphetamines and...I can't remember the fifth one...it's either barbiturates or hallucinogens. Plus a seperate single "dipstick" for oxycontin (apparently cuz it's synthetic it does not show as an opiate). They test it right in front of you and if all are negative they ask you to flush your specimen and throw out the container. If any are positive, for an extra $20, you have the option of sending it to the lab for a GC/MS confirmation.

[lizka4200]

thats whatthey do at probation..any place that tests right on the spot doesnt test for levels or anything like that so ur btter off diluting..but at the counceling place i go to they send it to the lab everytime so that dont work for me

[andruejaysin]

The fifth drug is almost certainly cocaine. The 5 drug tests I've had to take include both it and PCP, but not benzos, in addition to the other three you listed.

[lizka4200]

all my drug tests , test for benzos its like the number one thing they ar elooking for nowadays or at least at my coucneling..