I seriously think you should go round with some shiny new knuckle-dusters, twat him in the jaw a couple of times and see what the mother fucker is saying then. Then, when he's sparko, go to your car and get your knife and bat, then ask him (when he's woken up) what he thinks you should use.

Trust me it'll mind-fuck him, he'll wonder why ur asking him what weapon you should use on his own body and he won't know what to say, then fuck him up for not speaking.

Then stamp on his knees, that mofo aint goin nowhere.