Anyone Fake being sick?

[Up In Smoke 420]

Sweet thanks guys time to watch the news and the late show and chill.

[Takingsunday21]

Manare you stayin home tomorrow now? Man that makes me wanna stay home again and smoke weed and watch talk shows. DAMN!

[NightProwler]

poke a baby until it pukes

[senoirsalsa]

well my mom doesnt take the shits excuse anymore

so i go to school and throw up in the toilet,nurse checks it and bam im home

[Up In Smoke 420]

man fuk i dont even know where my nurse is my highschool is so fucking huge its crazy.

[Phresher than it Got]

well since your highschool if huge as hell like mine, you should beable to just call in w/ a fake adult voice, it seriously wont matter, and just say "my son/daughter has <>insert LAME disease, they get suspicious if you say ebolla, diarhea,<> and wont be able to come to school at all today", thats what i do, they just say thnx and immediatly hang up, easy as shit, sorry if your parents stay home during the day tho, and fake puke has NEVER worked for me, just stick your finger down your throat until you puke, its actually not that painful, and microwaved towel on the forehead for a while b4 your parent wake up helps to, just make sure you get your face MILDLY DAMP, not wet, after the towel, otherwise it looks suspicious too, folow those rules, you should be fine

[somebody someone]

sometimes you reach a point, where you dont need an excuse!

ive finished school now anyway

[Up In Smoke 420]

Well my dads cool as fuk when it comes to puke he will se it and believe and and tell my mom to let me stay ill clean it all up before she sees.

[RaoulDuke45]

of course how else did i get to stay home from school today

[RaoulDuke45]

fuck it was labor day today