Anyone Fake being sick?

[Jake0steve]

fuck it was labor day today

haha, yes..

Well my story, one time i got out of the shower and looked at my eyes and they were bloodshot from shampoo, and i told my mom i had pink eye, so i continued doing that for a week and just skipped school that whole week...that was fun.

[Az.]

"my son/daughter has <>insert LAME disease, they get suspicious if you say ebolla....

LOL....they wont want you back!

[BizzleLuvin]

i used to fake it all the time during elementary school

[Up In Smoke 420]

Sigh, it didnt work today oh well Schools over for the day.

[Az.]

i just read what i quoted and dont understand it....i think i got the wrong idea...

[highjinx]

all that shit is too much trouble!
do what i used to do...
1.fill your schoolbag with shit to eat and your bud.(obviousley)
2.leave for school as normal.
3.go to shops an get a pack of beers.
4.find a nice quiet spot far away from teachers and parents.(parks are good)
5.get fucked all day.

get one of your mates to come with you but if more than one comes the teachers may get suspicious.
or you could go on a bus run. this is fun but if your drinkin it dousnt work cuz you have to keep gettin of for a piss!