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09-06-2005, 02:03 AM #1OPSenior Member
Anyone Fake being sick?
Sweet thanks guys time to watch the news and the late show and chill.
Up In Smoke 420 Reviewed by Up In Smoke 420 on . Anyone Fake being sick? Wondering if any of you wanted to share you stories of how you faked being sick and stayed home or faked being sick at school and got sent home, Sorry I dont have any stories. :( Rating: 5
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09-06-2005, 02:05 AM #2Senior Member
Anyone Fake being sick?
Manare you stayin home tomorrow now? Man that makes me wanna stay home again and smoke weed and watch talk shows. DAMN!
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09-06-2005, 02:05 AM #3Senior Member
Anyone Fake being sick?
poke a baby until it pukes
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09-06-2005, 02:38 AM #4Senior Member
Anyone Fake being sick?
well my mom doesnt take the shits excuse anymore
so i go to school and throw up in the toilet,nurse checks it and bam im home
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09-06-2005, 02:41 AM #5OPSenior Member
Anyone Fake being sick?
man fuk i dont even know where my nurse is my highschool is so fucking huge its crazy.
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09-06-2005, 02:55 AM #6Senior Member
Anyone Fake being sick?
well since your highschool if huge as hell like mine, you should beable to just call in w/ a fake adult voice, it seriously wont matter, and just say "my son/daughter has <>insert LAME disease, they get suspicious if you say ebolla, diarhea,<> and wont be able to come to school at all today", thats what i do, they just say thnx and immediatly hang up, easy as shit, sorry if your parents stay home during the day tho, and fake puke has NEVER worked for me, just stick your finger down your throat until you puke, its actually not that painful, and microwaved towel on the forehead for a while b4 your parent wake up helps to, just make sure you get your face MILDLY DAMP, not wet, after the towel, otherwise it looks suspicious too, folow those rules, you should be fine
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09-06-2005, 02:56 AM #7Senior Member
Anyone Fake being sick?
sometimes you reach a point, where you dont need an excuse!
ive finished school now anyway
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09-06-2005, 03:02 AM #8OPSenior Member
Anyone Fake being sick?
Well my dads cool as fuk when it comes to puke he will se it and believe and and tell my mom to let me stay ill clean it all up before she sees.
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09-06-2005, 04:53 AM #9Senior Member
Anyone Fake being sick?
of course how else did i get to stay home from school today
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09-06-2005, 04:53 AM #10Senior Member
Anyone Fake being sick?
fuck it was labor day today
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