Have you ever heard that urban legend?

[likemclever]

ashamed because you just had sex with your neighbor or because she caught you wacking off....

likemclever Reviewed by likemclever on 09-21-2005. Have you ever heard that urban legend? About that guy who gets home from school and theres no-one there so he decides to go up to his room and jerk off. So up in his room he puts on his head phones turns up the volume closes his eyes and commences to choke the chicken. After a good long session he shoots his load. He takes his earphones off and cleans himself up. Its only then he notices someone has left milk and cookies on his bedside table that weren't there when he got home. :D :eek: I head this little tale when I was in Rating: 5

[beachguy in thongs]

Because I had sex with her.

[likemclever]

thats what I thought

[beachguy in thongs]

I'd hate to think you went outside thinking that I was ashamed to have a neighbor.

[likemclever]

read your post and my posts together.....I don't understand

[beachguy in thongs]

Who said something about whacking off? Did I?
I don't get ashamed, actually. When I told my friends, one of them said, "I knew it!"

But, I wouldn't put her before anyone else on my list.

[Melton420]

HAHAHAHA man u guys crack me up, that would be a little weird, but a nice mother at that

[CaptainDankNuggets]

Damnn some reall funny stuff you guys

[CaptainDankNuggets]

hah

[nakedgunner]

i just heard a story like that yesterday, xcept it wasn't an urban legend it was a person i knew. he was watching porn and blew his load and just fell asleap with his hand on his cock and jizz all over, and when he woke up there was a blanket on him and his computer was shut off.

ha ahhaahah aahaah hah yes