Once I got high before my friends arrived in the alley they all smoke cigs in after school, so I was zoning out and they didn't even know until there were only two left. So I saw all the doiley things for the first time, and made many theories about what they were.

"The air...is a giant monster. The doilies are its blood veins!"
"they're flying down from the sky and circling my head to attack me."



"james, are you high?"-her
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"-me
euphori chitter Reviewed by euphori chitter on . the funniest thing said while under the influence? whats the funniest thing you've said or heard while on the influence of something? last night, i was in the backseat while trying to sober up from a bad end to my PCP experience, and i was sitting next to 2 girls that were rolling hard. then this girl said, "i wanna put like, cold spoons over my eyes". i dunno where that came from, but it made me laugh so hard. not to mention earlier that night, i said i felt like the green giant. Rating: 5