the funniest thing said while under the influence?

[truestoner4life]

LMAO brings me back brings me back this one time me and a buddy went into this skate shop blazed off r ass and the dude comes up and is like "whats up" my buddies like "good" it was the best thing i ever saw in my life was litterly on the ground crying and laughing at the same time

[santa]

the funniest thing a mate sed to me while high was "shit, my lips are sticking to me"

Omg, I pissed myself soo hard at that, im sure he was refering to dry mouth, we were all playing mario cart at the time. Omg so funny.

LOL! Weirdest things i do are always songs, i always seem to get up and dance while singing a song, the last one was "Virtual Insanity" by Jamiroquai but i sung Dreadlock Holiday by 10CC once, lol, crazy shit

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I use, too, many, commas,,,

[santa]

Oh yeah, i also went to have a piss in a sack of potatoes once

[UpInSmoke]

Yes, a man can desire something he is unaware he lacks. Suppose he wants a soda, goes to the fridge, and boom! No soda left.

lateralus you crack me thafuckup...such a smartass, you think youre so slick. It was a good one tho, I gotta give you that... :dance: ...and tha avatar definatley makes your smartass remarks quite a bit more humorous, I hate bush, he's such a dumbfuck. BUCK FUSH!!! har har har...Does he actually expect us to believe him when he says he's looking for weapons in an oil rich country, just looking for weapons. But he can't get help for ppl suffering for the effects of huricane Katrina in time? He jumps on the opportunity to invade, but lags like the first Apple computer when it comes to helping ppl in his own country.

[euphori chitter]

Once I got high before my friends arrived in the alley they all smoke cigs in after school, so I was zoning out and they didn't even know until there were only two left. So I saw all the doiley things for the first time, and made many theories about what they were.

"The air...is a giant monster. The doilies are its blood veins!"
"they're flying down from the sky and circling my head to attack me."



"james, are you high?"-her
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"-me