The funniest shit I've ever heard was from my little Bro when we were on a space cruise.
Me my bud Andy and my little Bro Jeff went on this hellaciously long cruise, we smoked like five or six joints between the three of us and after like the first one Jeff was just layed out in the back seat of my car not saying a word, yet he kept taking the joint every time I passed it to him. :stoned:
It was like two hours or so before we got back into town and were heading home, Andy and I were talking about some random shit when Jeff pipes up "Are you guys talkin' Russian?" Then he starts spuoting all these Russian sounding nonsense words.
We almost left the road cause I was laughing so hard. Later my bud Andy coined the phrase "Straight outta the back seat!" we still use it today when people say really fucked up stuff.

Thanks for the memories little Bro. :thumbsup: