one time i was at mcdonalds and my friend told me that it was happy people day and if i said happy people day and if i said happy people day to the cashier i would get a free burger, so i stood in line with no money and said happy people day real loud and she just looked at me lke wtf?

another time i was at a friends house when he started sucking on the blunt saying "mmmmmm....chocolate.."