one time i was at mcdonalds and my friend told me that it was happy people day and if i said happy people day and if i said happy people day to the cashier i would get a free burger, so i stood in line with no money and said happy people day real loud and she just looked at me lke wtf?

another time i was at a friends house when he started sucking on the blunt saying "mmmmmm....chocolate.."
PuddingSpoon Reviewed by PuddingSpoon on . the funniest thing said while under the influence? whats the funniest thing you've said or heard while on the influence of something? last night, i was in the backseat while trying to sober up from a bad end to my PCP experience, and i was sitting next to 2 girls that were rolling hard. then this girl said, "i wanna put like, cold spoons over my eyes". i dunno where that came from, but it made me laugh so hard. not to mention earlier that night, i said i felt like the green giant. Rating: 5