the funniest thing said while under the influence?

[partyguy420]

well one time, we were pretty baked. my friends dog would try to eat my bag of weed whenever i shook it at him. then he ran outside(bad) and we had to get him back inside. now keep in mind that this seemed like a good idea at the time. i ran outside with my bag yelling "dooby(dog's name) get the weed!!!!!!!!!!!" and shking the bag all atound. my friends had to come outside,put their hands over my mouth, and drag me inside.

dude thats funnie, but when u said dooby i got sad cuz i had to listen to my dog named dooby get shot....

but funniest thing was, scrape my lungs if i od on this weed.

partyguy420 Reviewed by partyguy420 on 11-15-2005. the funniest thing said while under the influence? whats the funniest thing you've said or heard while on the influence of something? last night, i was in the backseat while trying to sober up from a bad end to my PCP experience, and i was sitting next to 2 girls that were rolling hard. then this girl said, "i wanna put like, cold spoons over my eyes". i dunno where that came from, but it made me laugh so hard. not to mention earlier that night, i said i felt like the green giant. Rating: 5