Got two new ones from a friend of mine who was blazed yesterday. Three people just smoked 5 gram of seriously quality chronic:

"Dude, I was just fighting a stick, and I won! But it's a plant-- keep that in mind."

Him: Dude, are you throwing rocks?
Me: Yeah, why?
Him: Man, you shouldn't throw rocks in a glass house, but we're not in a glass house. But we could be. But we're probably not, because we're outside."

Those were the only two I wrote down; there were many more where those two came from.
Goodman3eb Reviewed by Goodman3eb on . the funniest thing said while under the influence? whats the funniest thing you've said or heard while on the influence of something? last night, i was in the backseat while trying to sober up from a bad end to my PCP experience, and i was sitting next to 2 girls that were rolling hard. then this girl said, "i wanna put like, cold spoons over my eyes". i dunno where that came from, but it made me laugh so hard. not to mention earlier that night, i said i felt like the green giant. Rating: 5