the funniest thing said while under the influence?

[im high as we speak]

Not really the funniest thing.. but just sort of deep, I guess..

When a buddy of mine were tripping on shrooms at his house, we walked around his back yard and were looking at these trees.. the sunlight was filtering through them and was making this sort of pattern. We both likened it to a magic eye puzzle (you know, those things where if you look at them long enough, they turn into a picture). So we went inside and smoked some bud, and we put on this crazy Tool CD. I said that it sounded like a "magic ear puzzle" because you could listen to it for a while, and new parts of the song would show themselves. I dunno, just seemed cool.

yeah man that does sound deep.

a story of mine:
me and some friends were smokin and we decided to head over to krispy kreams for some bomb ass donouts. well anyway, i knew what i wanted, just the plain glazed, but when i was tryin to get their order they said different flavors so i tried to remember, but when i started repeating i started fuckin up and jus started cracking up. then my friends started crackin up so i started rolling up the window panicking tryin not to seem too high but it was too late. i ended up saying forget that, i just want 12 glazed and 4 milks. in the end everyone was cool with the glazed. hahaha

man, a lot of these stories i can relate to