the funniest thing said while under the influence?

[hunnybunnybabyO]

when i got high, drank and then took coke for the 2nd time I had a totally bad come down and i found myself laying in a bath tub texting my bf "Don't ever let have me drugs or let me be alone please."
I mean that was funny but i don't want to be in that situation again lol.

I described smoking out of the Volcano vaporizer as:
"its like drinking shampoo- but really good shampoo"

I'll be the one that screams out "Im so high".... "My eyes feel like they are popping out"
But I'll say random shit when sober too:-P i dont give a shit lol.

"He's a geekoid!" "Smus, swus..."

Major spin cycle dude....

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are mondo excellent man;-)

[hunnybunnybabyO]

Actually....you know when you are really stoned when you can't even make out words like I'll have a brilliant idea but it never comes out right....
what comes out is just a whole bunch of giggling and random noises lol It was just me and my bf and we got a damn noise complaint the other night:-X

[UpInSmoke]

OH fuck...as soon as I could breathe after the comment I made last night, I knew I had to post this.
I was riding around in a car getting blazed with some old school friends and I went to tell Kris how I almost decapitated my friends kitten cuz she had tha thing tied to a table leg and I didnt realize it. Well I only got halfway thru tha story cuz Im so blazed by the time I get to the point when I need to say the word table leg it came out...."she had tha cat tied to the lable teg...no wait..lable leg?? no damnit..." Kris:"table leg?" Me: "Yea!!!! that's it!!" Tis a bit sad when it took me 3 tries just to remember how to pronouce it...if Kris hadn't of butted in to help me out, I would have prolly made up some other funny versions...how rude of Kris right??? lol

[DemonXG1]

i once said after i took a Wip it.... " I feel like styrafoam" it even made me laugh so hard...... man good times.....

[UpInSmoke]

i once said after i took a Wip it.... " I feel like styrafoam" it even made me laugh so hard...... man good times.....

I was at Kris's last night and he took a whip it and a lil bit later he goes..."man...i can feel it in my teeth, knowhaimsayin?" Crazy Kris...crazy..

[hunnybunnybabyO]

my bf uhh spanked me and I was like

"Shut up!!!!"

[hunnybunnybabyO]

haha i was with a whole bunch of ppl once who were mostly drinking and a few of us were high and for some reason i started getting really philosophical about beer- i was like "Beer is around just for the profit," and how it tastes bad but back in the old days they couldn't make it taste good so its okay- and they just kept up selling and advertising beer to make it as popular as it is today. lol yeah what the hell....

[Ratmbmx10]

Me and my friend josh had just got done smoking a few bowls and were walking around town. It had been awhile since anyone had said anything, and then out of nowhere my friend was like "dude it's like I'm just a floating face..." At first I didn't get it but then I realized that if you don't look at your hands or anything else of your body while your walking it will be like you are just a floating face.

[MullManiac]

I described smoking out of the Volcano vaporizer as:
"its like drinking shampoo- but really good shampoo"

HAHAHA! i loveed that!

[hunnybunnybabyO]

everything is funny

...word.