OH fuck...as soon as I could breathe after the comment I made last night, I knew I had to post this.
I was riding around in a car getting blazed with some old school friends and I went to tell Kris how I almost decapitated my friends kitten cuz she had tha thing tied to a table leg and I didnt realize it. Well I only got halfway thru tha story cuz Im so blazed by the time I get to the point when I need to say the word table leg it came out...."she had tha cat tied to the lable teg...no wait..lable leg?? no damnit..." Kris:"table leg?" Me: "Yea!!!! that's it!!" Tis a bit sad when it took me 3 tries just to remember how to pronouce it...if Kris hadn't of butted in to help me out, I would have prolly made up some other funny versions...how rude of Kris right??? lol