Quote Originally Posted by Goodman3eb
" The world is a banana sport water bottle!!"

One time some friends and I were blazed and cruised through the McDonalds drive thru, red-eyed and happy. After we got the food, I looked the fast food guy straight in the eye and said, "Thanks for the food, man. I'm a big fan of your work." And we drove off.

One other night, we had a half of regs, a pack of swishers, and nowhere to be. We rolled up all the weed into blunts, and just started passing them. About 7 or 8 g's into the stash, I fell asleep. Apparently, they finished off the half when a friend came over with another 1/4, rolled it, adn started passing. All I remember of that is somebody shaking me and saying, "here, hit this!" to me. I open my eyes, sit up, hit the blunt, and fall right back asleep again.

The best part is, I watched Half Baked a year later and they did that with The Guy on the Couch. I was blazed when I saw it, and I laughed for a good 5 minutes straight.
had something similar happen to me and some friends. It was during the wee hours of the morning and we had rolled a blunt, shane had already passed out on the couch from drinking and non-stop smoking since it was a special occasion. Well I see his girl Ashley hit the blunt and go to pass it to him but then realized he was asleep. She did try to wake him but failed. So instead she just held the blunt to his lips and it was as if it was a reflex, never moved or opened his eyes, he just toked on it a good 3 or 4 times and ashley passed it and a couple of seconds later you see him exhale.. we all cracked up.