One time I got my friend baked, and this other kid was sober. We got the munchies and decided to walk to the store to buy some food. I had all quarters.

Me: Ok man, I'm really hungry what should we buy?
Stoned FRiend: Hungry? grab a snickers
i burst out laughing and we all chuckle for bit (this is inside the store)
Sober friend: alright guys, hurry up the cash register lady is getting suspicious
at this point my friend drunkingly looks over and her and says "can is lady, were hungry" lmfao
Me: Ok i picked out two for a dollar snickers, and i want this gum here
S Frind: Ok how much money you got (i pull out he quarters) aw man this is too much too count but lets try anyway. 1...2...3...whats after 3? oh yeah 4...ok thats a dollar...i think how many quarters in a dollar? (im laughing my ass off at that point) ok so this gum is 75 cents so that means you need...1234....a dollar 75. so thats 4 quarters plus 3....7 quarters! yes i did it!
Sober frind: dude lets buy it and get out you guys are fucing loud.

man that was so funny, i bet the people are still laughin watching that video haha