I was hanging out with a buncha ppl, and I was explaining how this girl I know responds to questions with a lie, or overexagerating about 80% of the time. Well I'm sitting next to a friends 3 yr. old son, and I used the phrase.."She's pulling shit out her ass.." And everyone in the room knew what the phrase I used meant. And 5 minutes later, when it's a quiet moment, the lil' boy goes, "Bill?....You pull stuff out your butt?" Everybody started laughing til our sides split.
UpInSmoke Reviewed by UpInSmoke on . the funniest thing said while under the influence? whats the funniest thing you've said or heard while on the influence of something? last night, i was in the backseat while trying to sober up from a bad end to my PCP experience, and i was sitting next to 2 girls that were rolling hard. then this girl said, "i wanna put like, cold spoons over my eyes". i dunno where that came from, but it made me laugh so hard. not to mention earlier that night, i said i felt like the green giant. Rating: 5