the funniest thing said while under the influence?

[theNecromancer2113]

i always say the dumbest shit when im high. all my friends laugh at me, we will be somewhere like outside and i will just think of the weirdest thing and say it. like this one time we were really stoned walking through the neighborhood,and we walked by this old guy watering his flowers. my friend was like want some WEED? but we kept walking. i was like "what if he was like, "yeah" then brought us into his basement and made a gun shape with his hand and said "youre under arrest" my friends called me an idiot

hahahah dude i know exactly what you mean. you think of shit in your head and you think it sounds bad ass but when it comes out everyone has the wtf? expression on their faces.

but one of the funniest things i've said when i was ripped was when my buddy and this chick and i went to dairy queen to order blizzards. i was in the drive-thru and the person was like "can i take your order?"

me: "yea just a second"
*people in car tell me what they want"
me: "ok, i'll have a medium large"
*ROFL*

we couldnt stop laughing and the person taking my order was dead silent when we got to the window she just smiled and gave us our blizzards, i almost shat my pants it was swell.

theNecromancer2113 Reviewed by theNecromancer2113 on 09-08-2005. the funniest thing said while under the influence? whats the funniest thing you've said or heard while on the influence of something? last night, i was in the backseat while trying to sober up from a bad end to my PCP experience, and i was sitting next to 2 girls that were rolling hard. then this girl said, "i wanna put like, cold spoons over my eyes". i dunno where that came from, but it made me laugh so hard. not to mention earlier that night, i said i felt like the green giant. Rating: 5