The other night me & a mate had a cork from our ale bottles & we kept punching it at each other, & everytime it kept knocking off the empty beer bottles off the table inbetween us, we were causing carnage & we couldnt stop laughing & doing it.
His girlfriend finally got pissed off with the mess we had caused & took it off us.

Same friend was once walking through town & he was so wasted he threw up into the wind & it went all over him, he was staggering everywhere, a cop pulled him up, they got out of the car & walked towards him, they looked at him & saw a 6'4'' tall biker guy covered in puke with bright red eyes, & then they laughed at him, & kept laughing until they got back into their car & drove off.