the funniest thing said while under the influence?

[zarathustra]

I've been known to strike an odd pose for no reason. I find it hilarious, because there's always only one or two people that actually notice, and I just act like they're talkin' crazy like.

As for a stoned quote, my favorite is "if you think about it, child molestation is kinda funny. Not the sex part, but the forty year old man who looks at a seven year old girl and thinks 'she's got it goin' on!'"

[phoenix]

Haha, I always say shit like "my lips are sticking to me" and all that.

One of the good ones though was when me and two friends were wandering around the neighborhood real baked. There's this really religious girl we know, and one friend goes "Hey! I have a sweet idea! Let's go rape the jesus out of (the girl)"

It was soooo hilarious, if mean.

[GSW389]

after we blazed, my friend was washing hands and about 5 seconds after he finished, i told him ot turn the water off, thinkg that he was still washing his hands. that was funny ass shit.

[Killa.Kali]

I think the funniest thing I've heard anyone say while blazed was from a friend of mine, we were sitting at the park and aparently she thought that the squirrel on the wall was trying to steal her food. she said "little fucking prick, get out of here gat or ill go get my squirrel and fuckin blast you!"

[RB90]

everything is funny

[henrypj]

Killa.Kali where did you get your avatar????

[ADaisyChain]

lol one time when i was really stoned

[lizka4200]

for my sweet 16 10 of us took shrooms and took a limo to a hand on museum...it was all little kids i gotta admit there was othing not funny that h\whole day....i dont thnk i stopped laughing for a second but we were all pushing all the little kids out of the way like hey thats not how u do it let me show you...we were running arounmd this museum and when we came in it was being renovated so it was free we all starte clapping when we found out like yea omg i cant belive this were sooooo lucky..

[Killa.Kali]

Killa.Kali where did you get your avatar????

Iunno I got it on MSN but I dunno from who =\

[Warlock]

The other night me & a mate had a cork from our ale bottles & we kept punching it at each other, & everytime it kept knocking off the empty beer bottles off the table inbetween us, we were causing carnage & we couldnt stop laughing & doing it.
His girlfriend finally got pissed off with the mess we had caused & took it off us.

Same friend was once walking through town & he was so wasted he threw up into the wind & it went all over him, he was staggering everywhere, a cop pulled him up, they got out of the car & walked towards him, they looked at him & saw a 6'4'' tall biker guy covered in puke with bright red eyes, & then they laughed at him, & kept laughing until they got back into their car & drove off.