I've been known to strike an odd pose for no reason. I find it hilarious, because there's always only one or two people that actually notice, and I just act like they're talkin' crazy like.

As for a stoned quote, my favorite is "if you think about it, child molestation is kinda funny. Not the sex part, but the forty year old man who looks at a seven year old girl and thinks 'she's got it goin' on!'"
zarathustra Reviewed by zarathustra on . the funniest thing said while under the influence? whats the funniest thing you've said or heard while on the influence of something? last night, i was in the backseat while trying to sober up from a bad end to my PCP experience, and i was sitting next to 2 girls that were rolling hard. then this girl said, "i wanna put like, cold spoons over my eyes". i dunno where that came from, but it made me laugh so hard. not to mention earlier that night, i said i felt like the green giant. Rating: 5