the funniest thing a mate sed to me while high was "shit, my lips are sticking to me"

Omg, I pissed myself soo hard at that, im sure he was refering to dry mouth, we were all playing mario cart at the time. Omg so funny.
Aces High Reviewed by Aces High on . the funniest thing said while under the influence? whats the funniest thing you've said or heard while on the influence of something? last night, i was in the backseat while trying to sober up from a bad end to my PCP experience, and i was sitting next to 2 girls that were rolling hard. then this girl said, "i wanna put like, cold spoons over my eyes". i dunno where that came from, but it made me laugh so hard. not to mention earlier that night, i said i felt like the green giant. Rating: 5