One time my friend Alex got really really fucked up on some really good chrons, and he got stuck to a wall. I walked past him in the hallway and I thought he was hugging the wall, so I asked him "What the fuck are you doing"? And he replied "Penguin! What the fuck are you doing standing on the wall???!!!" I started laughing for a second, then I said "Dude, you're on the fucking wall." And he said back "You must be fucked up Penguin, you're fucking standing on the wall thinking it's the floor!". Then me and my friend Fernando started trying to pull him off, but every time we let go he'd like run over to the same wall. We just gave up because at that point we were laughing our fucking balls off.