I've been known to strike an odd pose for no reason. I find it hilarious, because there's always only one or two people that actually notice, and I just act like they're talkin' crazy like.

As for a stoned quote, my favorite is "if you think about it, child molestation is kinda funny. Not the sex part, but the forty year old man who looks at a seven year old girl and thinks 'she's got it goin' on!'"