If there's anything I've learned in all my years of observing women, the trick is to be a complete and total dickhead. Every asshole I know could pick up a girl in a second, but nice people like me have to wait for a woman who actually respects herself. It seems that everywhere I go, the girls just swarm around the guys who abuse them and use them just for sex. I know women say they care about honesty and sense of humor and intelligence and blah blah blah, but none of that has ever worked for me. I think the secret is to just be a dick to people and kick somebody's ass once in a while. Take it from me...girls just don't want the non-violent hippie kid. Keep up that tough poser shit if you want to get laid, but I don't change who I am for anybody else, so I'll just keep waiting for a woman who isn't dumb enough to be duped by that shit. It's a long, lonely wait, but hopefully it'll be worth it.