Yeah the Bible would have practically every angsty teenager executed too, since Leviticus 20:9 says:
For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.
And check out the next verse too, Leviticus 20:10:
And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
Fortunately, even the Christians these days are smart enough to ignore this bullshit. I didn't hear too many of them clamoring to execute Clinton and Lewinski. (However, the hypocrites like to go on and on and on and on about the line 3 verses down which condemns homosexuality as worthy of the death penalty).