Yeah, hilarious guy that Jesus. Like in Mark 7:9 when he was reprimanding people for not killing their disobedient children like the Old Testament law that I quoted earlier requires Christians to do:
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/mk/7.html#9
And he said unto them, Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition.

For Moses said, Honour thy father and thy mother; and, Whoso curseth father or mother, let him die the death.
So think, next time your kids curse you, What Would Jesus Do? He'd slit their throats, that's what!