Well, shit.. Ummm, okay so i've been smokin for about six years on average. For about four of those years I smoked at least three times a day, four to be safe. So that's what? 5840 times so far. Plus roughly once every day or two for a year or so, that's another 300 roughly. That's 6140... Plus another two hundred or so for the next year (These guesses are complete guesses, by the way... lol) which comes to 864,764,231,108,453 times in my lifetime. Beep.