Quote Originally Posted by firsttimefarmer
And what happens when the girl wants to have a shag? Stop and say" Hang on a sec, I have to get the barb wire out of my fanny"? Bit of a passion killer don't you think?
Ha ha! Come on, if you were a girl, surely you would come up with something better than that. They could say they have to pee first...there, simple and not a huge mood killer.